Saturday, July 30, 2011

Computer's Acronyms

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing 

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 

SCSI: System Can't See It 

DOS: Defective Operating System 

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 

IBM: I Blame Microsoft 

DEC: Do Expect Cuts 

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months 

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too. 

WWW: World Wide Wait 

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs 

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics 

AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses 

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers 

RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

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