Monday, January 24, 2011

[FAKTA] Common

COMMON EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

Ajinomoto

COMMON INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

COMMON BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

COMMON LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

COMMON SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

COMMON EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

COMMON FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

COMMON FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

COMMON FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

COMMON CURE FOR DIARRHOEA(cirit-birit ) :
- Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
- pil Chi-Kit Teck Aun - one sechet for adult and 10 pil for children below 6

COMMON CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret
weapon - Tiger Balm.

COMMON CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

COMMON CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

COMMON CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

COMMON INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

COMMON RICE COOKER :
Pensonic Rice Cooker

COMMON RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

COMMON MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

COMMON EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For Election

COMMON ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.

COMMON OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes Sure ah???

COMMON REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler...
inclusive of chicken meat?

COMMON REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....

COMMON EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course
must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

COMMON REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

COMMON REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and
poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

COMMON EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

COMMON REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

COMMON REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC
BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)

COMMON REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which,
coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement,
will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely
no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning
know ho w, thank you very much.

COMMON EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
...... everybody doing what lah............

COMMON EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

COMMON EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
........ give them minum kopi lar......



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